Offence player for Sept

Grossman , The QB for Chicago, Is the offence Player this month. This will make Mitch happy.

Winning % problems

OK I received 2 complaints about the averages: 1 I do round up and down ( I'm not going to carry it out to the 15th decimal point )
2 IT'S CALLED WINNING %, so the push counts as a LOSS.
Hope everyone understands it now.

Joe

Buff chances this week

The Bill are only scoring 33% from inside there red zone, not to good. Minn. just lost a heart breaker. So I think it will be a close game. The Bills will pass the ball too many times again and will have turn overs. I'm taking the Bills but would not advise anyone else to. Good news for Jim R, I'm NOT taking the Giants this week (Bye ). I hope Jim A., is still going to play. We will see sunday.


Joe

Morton Anderson

Again I'm Wrong, Morton Did his job Sunday. Someone told me he is 46yrs old. I wouldn't play Atlanta if I thought it would be a close game. But I'm sorry I called Morton a moron because it's a good pay check. The MORONS are the one's who can't find a better kicker them him.

Thumb Nails

All the sheets are thumb nails, so if you click on them you might be able to read them.

Home dog report

Winning %

This is good. Now a push counts as a loss. But I subtract nonbets (lock outs ).
So Jim A. Has 13 less losses ( 14 games and 1 was a push ) and Colleen has 13 less losses ( 16 game week and she got in for the last 3 ). Here we go;
Jackie 500%
David 435%
Rich 522%
Joe 522%
Mitch 500%
Jim R 478%
Shawn 500%
Jim A. 500%*
Joe H. 543%
Colleen 515%*
Look at Colleen beating Mitch.


Also I have turned the sheet so itis easer to read ( no more complaints ). And Emails, I take your pics by email if you have them in by 3:00 pm FRIDAY or so and i'll comfirm them later that day. If it's not comfirmed later Friday I did not get them.

Joe

Teams covering

Teams covering

week 3

Jim A. was locked out this week.
Sorry about the spilled coffee.
Check for errors.
Colleen and I both had 7 wins. Thats the best this week.

Good quote from Joe Buck

About 5 min into the third quater of the Giants game as the camera is showing a well endowed cheerleader, Joe Buck said " Both sides have late replacements". Good for her.

Well week 3 was a bad one, Jim A was locked out of all the Sunday's games. Everyone is strugling to get to 5oo this week. the only exception is Colleen, she had seven wins yesterday (good going Colleen). We had a push on the Indy, Jackson game and that herts us all. I'll do the sheet tomarow. Hay, can anyone tell me why the NFL will have a preseason game in China next year. All I can think is that it has to do with MONEY.

Just to let you know, George and the Yankees DID move their triple-A teem to Scranton. OK, so Bob M was right.

Joe

Rant

Buff is home this week and is the favorit. Now I don't know if they will cover. Why you ask? Well they have played a run game, except for the last part of the game against New Eng. But now it is their home opener and they might think that they are better then they are. So I think they will pass more and pass deeper then they should.They have not had a turn over yet, so I think 2 in week's game. Maybe both from passes. And is this the last year for Willis? We will have to wait till Sunday for the first one and next year for the second one.

Joe

Well I posted the stats. It took me most of the night, hopefuly you like them. Now I can play some stud. But before I go, what is this thing with MORON Andrson comming out of retirement. I guess that NO one from all the collage teams or high schools can kick as well as a 42yr guy. I might still have a chance.

Joe

The ATS dog AWAY Report

The dog report HOME

does your team cover the ATS

Week 2

For some reason I can't upload the stat shites now. I know that they are up dating the site. I try tomarow.
Joe H still has the lead.

Joe

What's going on in Buff, they play a good game at New England and beat Miami both on the road. Could this be a better then a 500 team?
Mulerky(?) did more for Buff sunday then when he was their coach, with his play calling.
Rich is going into tonights game with a 12 and 3 score and he is the winner this week. Rich will not be in first place after tonight do to bad luck last week. We have to keep a eye on him. Every one did good this week, with 1 game to go. No one will be under 500 this weekend nomater the outcome of tonights game.
I have to ask, could the Giants play any later in a game then they did sunday? Where was that team i the first half?
Is Tampa or Oakland the worst team in the NFL?
Is the special teams in Buff that good?
Is Miami that bad?
What will Green Bay do?
More tomarow.

Joe

Yes I took Green Bay this week . Also I'm sure Jim R. would like to know that I didn't pick the Giants this week.

Joe

OK, I know this post is not about football. Jackic just called toto tell me that the Yankees are changing to Scranton, She herd Bob M. on the radio. Well don't belive Bob. I called Bob and it's a strong rummer. Let me tell you the facts; George has ties to Ohio State U. and his hie wife lives in Clambus Ohio and he lives in Tampa Fl. (I wish I had that arragnement) What is the only reason For the Yankees to move to Scranton Pa. ? Travel money. As if the Yankeees can't afford a plane ticket. And Scranton's deal with Philly goes for another year. Bob said that it will happen because Cashmen is running the team(BS). Take my word that no change will hapen.

Joe

RANT

How can Dallas stay with Drew? Bill P ( I hate that man, not for beating Buff, but what he said after the game ) has got to do something about his boy. Drew. Bill has to know that, Drew is not a winning QB. If he dosn't know after last week, T.O., will tell him soon. Looks like a fun time in Dallas.
Can Buff win in Miami? I think they can or at least cover. They will have to run the ball more. More then they they did in the second half of last week's game.
The Giants never cover when I take them. Good tip to remember.
Me going 8 and 8 last week is a big let down. If I went 4 and 12 well thats a run of bad luck. If I went 12 and 4 then i'm GOOD. But Going 8 and 8 I could do that by picking teams out of a hat.
Now I know i'm not the brightest color cryon in the box, but I had Green Bay winning outright last week. They have been home dogs at only 4 times in the last 10 years and they covered every time untill Sunday.
And can anyone tell me why the NFL played a game at 10:30 Mondat night.

Joe

Well week one is over and Joe H went 10 and 6, the winner this week. If you scowl down you will see the sheet. please check it, because I make errors. Colleen joined the ATS late sunday so she is down in the books as going 2 and 14, even thow she only played 3 games(not bad for only playing only 3 games).
Poker this saterday. Call me if you are gomming or not.

ATS

ATS
Well Dave and I are going for a perfect season. I'm sorry that evert one thought that a QB that limps was ok to play. Better luck sunday. This is the ATS, so you have to do better.
I just love being in the lead.
Joe

ATS

ATS
All the picks are in, only 2 people took Pitt., Dave and guess who. ME, Miami has a QB that limps onto the field (now I limp too, but I can take viagra and i'm all right). Miami has been over hyped. Now Miami has a good team but Pitt is the superbowl winners. Pitt is at home and it's their HOME opener and the NFL opener. The way I see it is that friday morning David and I will be leading the ATS. See you friday
Joe

ATS

ATS
Big Ben is out. The sports writers are saying "he will be back next week" (bull sh-t). He was in an accedent 2 months ago and now he has his stomic cut. He will not be back untill the middle of the season, if then.
But Miami is getting 1 point as of now. I want to ask HOW. Even the NFL has no idea who is Ben's back up.
Miami is a good team ( Joe's thinking). They should win out right. But I see bets the other way, THAT is what makes the ATS.

ATS

ATS
Football stares this week. Hope you got my email. Sports at this time of the year is great with baseball (the Yankees V anybody) and Football going at the same time, what more could ask for. Good luck.

sample week 1